katiethekid:

i hope Satan has made accommodations in Hell for all the tumblr users.

He did. I told him to.

ins0mniacparadise:

Wow I’m so mad we didn’t die I was looking forward to twerking with satan

I was looking forward to twerking with you and Satan, too.

And me!

zaikyo:

luciferscock:

zaikyo:

So the world ends in like an hour or something. Please guys, don’t let me forget my season 5/7 DVDs of Supernatural when the end time comes. I would like Satan to sign them when we get to Hell ok.

I’ll make sure he signs it.

Why thank you. You are the nicest satanic genitalia I have ever met.

-blush-

(via actual-mother-john-watson)

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

• Wet hair
• Comb through
• Separate at the part
• Draw a pentagram on the floor
• Perform blood sacrifice
• Offer up your soul to the devil
• Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
• Summon Satan
• Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

You never braid mine, so why are you doing favors for strangers? We’ve been together our whole life!

the-devils-dance-floor:

Ladies and gentlemen, know it has been a pleasure blogging with you….

And it will be a pleasure getting to know you all.

so-much-sass-cas:

Guys I’m dead. Hello from Hell…it’s quite lovely down here. Lucifer is a nice guy.

He is indeed.